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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."

"Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse."

"What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe They only make noise once they've been blown up."

"I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. Life is hard."

"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."

"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"

"I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins."

"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"

"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""

"Thief: Did u see me rob this bank?nTeller: well, yes!nn*Teller shot in the head*nThief: DID U SEE ME ROB THIS BANK?nMe: No. But my wife did!"