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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"
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"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"
"So I was sitting on the toilet this morning... ...and I look over and see this huge spider. It scared the shit out of me."
"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."
"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"
"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"There's no dumb questio ""Why'd my parents get divorced?"" See. His parents most likely split up because he's an interrupting little shit"
"Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation."
"I bought a Delorean R/C car today. I accidentally ran it at full speed. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 years to get it back."
"A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?"