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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!"

"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"

"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."

"As a kid I wanted to be a tree surgeon... but the sight of sap makes me faint"

"Always a metermaid never a meter"

"What do you call an STD for homeless people? Hermit Crabs"

"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."

"What do the Brits say when there's actually blood on something?"

"Babe Ruth points at a toilet, then takes a gigantic dump in it."

"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"