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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"Me: I think this diet is gonna work. Cheese: No."

"How do you confuse a polish laborer? Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick."

"What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti? An impasta!"

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!"

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."

"After I beat my dad in Go Fish, I like to shit in my underwear to celebrate. -My son, apparently"

"Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in Paris? He was in seine"

"[date] HER: So do you like Star Wars? ME: Oh yeah HER: Who's your favorite character? ME: *nervously looking at smudged notes* Yoga"