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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"When my SO is sad, she likes to code. So I give her some &nbsp"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."

"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."

"If I had 10 cookies and someone takes away 5, what would they have? A broken hand"

"Back off, doc. I'll close this wound. Suture self."

"I said ""You're not the boss of me"" to my boss and it came true."

"Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away? Because he mist it."

"I got fired today ""what? why?"" no idea ""you have no idea?"" nope ""I'm confused when did this happen?"" between pre break break and break"