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"What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend"
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"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"Well, it's Feb 6th 2012 and there's no meat flavored cigarettes. I guess that book of predictions I made in 5th grade was bullshit."
"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."
"Who was that on the phone Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !"
"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."
"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."
"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."
"Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out."
"A jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars His dad says ""40 dollars? what the hell do you need 30 dollars for?!"""