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Joke of the Day
"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."
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"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."
"What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :)"
"4:04 AM Error! Sleep not found!"
"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""
"What happens when you steal englishmens tea Elizabet II merges together with James Bond and Mr. Bean and creates an apocalypse machine."
"Donald trump"
"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."
"Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg."
"You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking"