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Joke of the Day

"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."

"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."

"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"

"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"

"*walks into interview* Thanks for coming in today. I'm Mr. Maballsonya, but please call me Phil. *walks out of interview*"

"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."

"I don't do Botox anymore cause when I can't make my angry face, people just assume it's ok to talk to me."

"Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me."

"What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged? Notice me sin() !!!"