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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes."
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"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."
"The Bat-phone rings, it's... Commissioner Gordon. ""Batman, Jokers at it again. He's stolen all of tampons in Gotham. It's a bloody mess..."""
"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""
"I've got an Intracranial Embolism... ...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head."
"My sense of humor is a little crazy But the dragon rises into the potassium nitrate milkshake at sundown. It's a good day to be a helicopter."
"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"
"Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you."
"What is better than a rose on a guitarist? Tulips on my pianist."
"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"