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Joke of the Day

"Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you."

"Little Johnny walks in on his naked mom... sees her little bush and asks: -Mommy what's that? -It's uh... a spider! -Oh, be careful or it'll bite your pussy!"

"Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags."

"Why do SJWs hate cannibals? They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches."

"If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it's a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?"

"Why don't you give a college kid fried chicken? Because their too hopped up on crack and politics to have an appetite."

"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""

"school is like a boner School is like a boner its long and hard, unless your Asian"

"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."

"Anybody here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"