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Joke of the Day
"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."
Next Joke
"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."
"What do you call an election in Syria? A civil war"
"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."
"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"
"Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math? AlgeBRUH!"
"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."
"When a boy falls, what does he fall against? His will"
"What present can you give to the woman who has everything? Antibiotics."