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Joke of the Day

"A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ... Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'."

"What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage? World of Wardraft."

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"What do Emos and automatic lights have in common? They'll both off themselves eventually."

"I asked my wife for breakfast in bed... She told me to sleep in the kitchen."

"I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously."

"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""

"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""

"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."

"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."