35198

Joke of the Day

"A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ... Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'."

"Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie? The Cinemon."

"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?"

"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."

"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"

"Do you ever look at your own ass and ask yourself ""What the hell is going on?"" -- Balaam son of Beor"

"we're here, we're queer, could we get another basket of breadsticks"

"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"

"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."

"Reddit, how do you ruin a punchline? [removed]"