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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies do you need to turn on the light? More than 20, because my basement is still dark."

"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."

"How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries."

"Worst job Who has the worst job at a strip club? The bouncer, He has to work hard all night."

"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"

"Women are kinda like engines. You gotta show them a little TLC to get all your money's worth out of them, and every now you have to choke them to get them to turnover."

"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."

"I'm taking your mom to the new British dollar store Pound Town."