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Joke of the Day
"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."
Next Joke
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today. She was a bitch."
"Wait. What? You need two people for sex? What does the other one do?"
"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."
"What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!"
"A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?"
"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
"When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. specifically my name, address and phone number."