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Joke of the Day

"Way to bring me down, security questions. Dad's birthday? First pet? What's next? Gonna ask about Marco Black rejecting me in 2nd grade?"

"My friend just said this: Never be a half assed dog owner... It'll bite you in the ass every time"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !"

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"I know a guy who can get us in to Whole Foods without a cover charge."

"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"

"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"

"Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death."

"The treadmill is the only product we have that the 'The Jetsons' had, I'm very disappointed at how far behind be are."