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Joke of the Day

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."

"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"

"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"

"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"

"How do you spot the vegan at a party? They'll tell you."

"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."

"Little Miss Muppet sad on a crumpet... And said ""What the Hell! Who fucking put this here?!"""

"What do you call a bee that was born in the USA? USB"