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Joke of the Day

"Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death."

"My grandpa says he hates gay men I think he's just bitter about his last boyfriend"

"I hate all the ""creepy clown"" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player."

"I have sex almost every day! Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday..."

"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."

"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."

"Siri just said I'm looking for love in all the wrong places so I'm tryin to figure out what happened to Siri and how my mom got in my phone."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."

"Adam and eve just finished having sex for the first time god looks down and sees eve washing up and says "" I'm never going to get that smell out of the fish"""

"HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise."