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Joke of the Day
"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"
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"I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about ""Waiting until he's born""."
"Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."
"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."
"What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much? Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty"
"What do you call a bag of tiny crosses? Jesus Pieces."
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
"*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*"