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Joke of the Day

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"

"I'M RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE! Okay, I'm just frustrated with this copier, but I sighed pretty loud, so I think it knows how I feel!"

"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""

"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."

"Today I asked the gamer what his new year's resolution is. He said ""1920 x 1200"""

"Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016"

"What did the octopus say to the fox? ""What the fuck are you doing in the ocean?"""

"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."

"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."