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Joke of the Day
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"
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"Saying ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" means basically the same thing... ...except at a funeral. Edit:Thank you Demitri Martian for the joke"
"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"
"How come Jews run the world? Because they dominate the gas industry"
"I just got my White male privilege credit card today I get 33 cents cash back on every dollar i spend."
"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"
"[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good"
"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."
"If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... They'd be alloys."
"Boobs are the original WMD's. Weapons of Man's Destruction."