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Joke of the Day

"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."

"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."

"What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."

"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""

"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."

"Two peanuts walking down a street One was a salted...."

"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"