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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."
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"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."
"Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes Obama: Joe Joe: And then dump legos all over the floor"
"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"
"My shoes were meant for each other They're sole-mates"
"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"
"[birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."
"The Madame opened up a new sporting-house with an eye to cutting costs. She had all the rooms on one story to cut out the fuckin' overhead."
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."