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Joke of the Day

"[movie theater] Her: *Hands me popcorn bag* Can you put this down? Me: *grabs bag* You stupid, overpriced, salty piece of shit!"

"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."

"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."

"A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese Large kurd"

"Which side of the goose has the most feathers? The outside"

"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"When's a dentist's favorite time? 40 hours"

"If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere."