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Joke of the Day
"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"
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"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."
"How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?? Just 1...blondes will screw anything."
"I'm really not a fast driver I just don't like having anyone in front of me... Officer"
"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."
"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"
"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"