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Joke of the Day

"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."

"Back in my day, we didn't have iPads. If we wanted to act elitist, we stuck the collars of our Polos straight up."

"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"

"I was trying to get out of the friend zone with a girl. She put me in the brother zone... Good thing I live in Alabama!"

"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"

"Old but Gold. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese."

"Me: Do you like the new ceiling fan? Her: Yeah, but the fan light is really dull. Fan light: Ok wow like I'm right here"

"Some dude at ASU named Dean has me on his list. Honestly, I don't appreciate or understand it. Thinking about contacting the authorities."

"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""