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Joke of the Day
"Old but Gold. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese."
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"Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? Because they have great toe fu."
"Pele sees a pretty woman at a bar. He approaches her and says ""You're very pretty. Fancy coming back to my place?"" The woman says ""My, you're a little forward."""
"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""
"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"
"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"
"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."
"What if earth rotates 30 times faster? Interviewer:""If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"" engineer:""We will get our salary everyday"" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently"
"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"
"I like my coffee like I like my wife... cold and bitter."