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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call chicken wings, chicken wings? Cuz they go flyin' out of your butt after you eat them!"

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!"

"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."

"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."

"What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler"

"How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate() ^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)"

"[family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK"

"Falling asleep at work didn't get me in trouble. Falling asleep at work and snoring got me in trouble."

"Why did the octopus blush? He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"