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Joke of the Day

"Why did the octopus blush? He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!"

"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"

"Submit a joke This subreddit."

"What rhymes with left and means steal? theft"

"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"

"Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee? 'Cause they hate the French press"

"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly"

"BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities."

"Here's another great thing about hot tubs [pulls out a bowl of fully cooked ramen from under the water]"

"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."