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Joke of the Day

"Falling asleep at work didn't get me in trouble. Falling asleep at work and snoring got me in trouble."

"How do we not know what women want yet? There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet."

"How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"

"Thought you guys might enjoy this.. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?"

"I need a less intrusive addiction than Twitter so I started using meth this morning."

"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."

"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."

"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."

"if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd"