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Joke of the Day

"[family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK"

"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."

"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"

"I got done for shoplifting today. I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked 7 up."

"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."

"Two wheels were spinning in a dessert One of them, being careful told the other one: ""Watch out there is a cactussssssss..."""

"What are the inhabitants of Crete called? Cretins!"

"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"

"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"

"Black humor jokes? Post here some funny black humor jokes !I am boooring as hell and you guys make me laugh everytime,so please!"