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Joke of the Day
"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"
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"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"
"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."
"What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her"
"I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else%3ss eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else"
"You think 70 degrees yesterday and snow today is funny, Mother Nature? *empties 326 cans of hairspray outside* Knock that shit off!"
"What do you call a drug-addicted vampire? Crackula"
"I asked the cashier for a kitkat chunky She turned around and selected a kitkat chunky from the shelf and then handed it to me. I replied: ""I wanted a regular kitkat you fat bitch."""
"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."
"My girlfriend and I really like the alphabet I kept 25 of the letters but I gave her the D."