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Joke of the Day
"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"
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"My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall from a great height ...He said it was a great ice breaker *ba-dum-tschh*"
"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."
"This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb ...I just checked again and it's really blown up since then"
"A lawyer walks into a bar. A lawyer leaves the bar. A lawyer walks into the bar. A lawyer fails the bar because he was drunk."
"A Classic Joke for all ages! Knock Knock."
"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."
"What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum? He had the Mickey taken out of him"
"Neil deGrasse Tyson will no longer be hosting NOVA. Looks like they had to cut deGrasse."
"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."