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Joke of the Day

"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."

"Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE"

"Two men walk into a bar The third one ducks"

"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"

"Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho"

"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"

"What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe? White vans"

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap He was high on my list of priorities"

"Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1)."