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Joke of the Day
"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."
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"""I don't want no scrubs"" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes"
"Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees."
"I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too. RIP"
"What does Batman like in his lemonade? Just ice."
"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""
"My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens."
"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."
"How does an Asgardian like his parties? Loki"
"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""