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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum? He had the Mickey taken out of him"

"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""

"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."

"Loving someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not giving it."

"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."

"I've always been told I shouldn't assume... Because it makes an ass out of u and me."

"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"

"Two black men jumped off the building. Who reached the ground first? Noone cares."

"Show me someone who says ""once you try black you never go back"" and I'll show you someone who's never had an overripe banana."