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Joke of the Day

"I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!"

"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."

"Stevie wonder just got divorced. Bet he didn't see that one coming."

"""Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying."" - my rap battle opponent"

"the similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone"

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"

"Why does Santa deliver all the presents Because it's for a good clause"

"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."