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Joke of the Day
"""Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying."" - my rap battle opponent"
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"If you only had 1% battery left on your phone, what would you tweet? Because clearly we'd still tweet."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"
"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."
"Looks like Erdogan had to quit... ...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)"
"What do you call a cow with no eyes? A cow."
"4% battery left on my iPhone. The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head."
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"
"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"
"What do you call a bee that was born in the USA? USB"