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Joke of the Day

"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""

"[commercial for Facebook] *man sits in tree, watching friends from high school through binoculars* ""Don't you wish there were a better way?"""

"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"

"The Holocaust."

"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."

"I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common."

"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."

"Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking?"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"