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Joke of the Day

"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""

"I would like to work as a janitor in Microsoft. I could see myself excel in that job."

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble."

"A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it? The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"Michael J. Fox's backup job plan. Become a Living vibrator."

"What do you call a woman who turn straight guys into gay? Spatula."

"I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement. This makes it cellary."

"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."