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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"""Hey, wanna hangout?"" ""Later."" ""Now?"" ""No, later"" ""How about now?"" ""Jesus christ."" -if Adobe Updater was your friend"

"My daughter asked me to tell her a joke this morning. What is a cow's favorite animal? A Moooose."

"I just realized... I've been on reddit ALL FUCKING YEAR!"

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."

"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."

"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."