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Joke of the Day

"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."

"my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta."

"I don't know what it is about my masseuse... But something about her just rubs me the wrong way."

"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."

"I don't understand... ...how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and yet my wife can have 152 just for our house."

"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"

"The average woman would rather be beautiful, than smart ...because the average man can see better than he can think"

"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"

"Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman"