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Joke of the Day
"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."
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"A dog was giving birth on the side of the road... She was cited with littering."
"OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! ""OMG."" Wtf are you doing?! ""HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"""
"Me and bros invented a new drinking game Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot we call it Ferguson"
"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"
"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."
"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year"
"When I fight Authority, Authority always makes me submit a lot of paperwork."
"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."