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Joke of the Day
"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."
Next Joke
"I made up a new word plagiarism"
"How do you take your coffee? **Barista:** How do you take your coffee? **Customer:** Ferguson Police **Barista:** Huh? **Customer:** Black, two shots."
"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."
"Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*"
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!"
"Most doctors agree that drinking a glass of red wine a day is beneficial, since it calms them down before surgery."
"Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr"
"Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard."
"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you."