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Joke of the Day

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"I used to work at a calendar store But they fired me for taking a day off."

"Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money."

"Why did I buy a bolt? Because the hardware store clerk was a 300 pound flaming homosexual, and I was afraid to ask him for a screw"

"If it wasn't for auto-tune Jennifer Lopez would be selling rugs and little Puerto Rican flags out of a van at the intersection by the mall."

"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"

"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!"

"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."

"What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party? Traditional gender rolls."

"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."