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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !"
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"I have exponential spelling but terrible malapropism"
"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."
"Mexican magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos.."" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres."
"An April fools joke Gotcha April fools"
"A guy goes into a military surplus store... ..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, ""I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"""
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"
"Do you know why I stopped playing Uno with my Mexican friends? They steal all the green cards."
"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"