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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"
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"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."
"What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!"
"[NO SPOILERS] Did you hear about the stormtrooper who fell asleep at The Force Awakens? He missed everything!"
"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."
"What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2"
"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"
"Conductor do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not on my salary!"
"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."
"My wife says I was wasted last night and honestly I don't think she's buying my story about having to be naked to guard the neighbors porch."