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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
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"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing.."
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."
"What do you get when you put resistance on a stove? Ohm on the range"
"Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks"
"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"
"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"