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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
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"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."
"*feels the music* Music: ""ew. no."""
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