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Joke of the Day

"Mexican magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos.."" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres."

"don't always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight."

"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"

"I hate my new Haircut!! ... But it'll grow on me =D Do you get it?"

"Why can't you lift weights on Monday? It's a week day."

"""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"""

"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"

"I hate when people don't finish jokes"

"no title no text"

"Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats."