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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot."
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"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."
"Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one."
"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."
"What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox"
"What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox."
"[on date] ME: I'll have a steak WAITER: How would u like that cooked? ME: Uhh with fire or some kind of heat? *rolls eyes at date*"
"If you ever need anything, just ask. But also, please never need anything."
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist urinating? Because P is silent"
"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."