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Joke of the Day
"He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up"
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"Drug Problems I've definitely got a drug problem......................... Seem to have run out"
"A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street. They see a young boy bending over and the priest says ""let's screw him!"" And the rabbi says ""outta what?"""
"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."
"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."
"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"Victoria Beckham got her twat shaved. He still looks ridiculous."
"I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick."
"What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."