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Joke of the Day

"Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good"""

"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""

"What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog."

"a keyboard walks into a barbershop on the international space station ""i just want an easy, short cut"". then he hit the bar"

"Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home."

"What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote."

"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"

"What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean."

"How do you get elected president of my pants? By the vote of the Erectional College..."

"Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer? He was charged for murder within tents."