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Joke of the Day

"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."

"How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was."

"I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!"

"What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common? Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen."

"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."

"Knock, Knock! Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!"

"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."

"What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be? An Ex-Man."

"What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast? Black toast intolerant."

"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."