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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
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"Can you imagine how hard it must be to intern a suicide bomber? You need three years experience to even apply!"
"If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code..."
"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."
"Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey."
"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."