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Joke of the Day

"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."

"What kind of pennies come from Japan? Jap-pennies"

"Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4."

"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"

"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"

"I've learned that you can buy a kitten with no problem, but you have to come back at a different time to buy the juicer."

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"Someone stole my mood ring the other day... I still don't know how I feel about it"

"What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose. There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com"

"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."