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Joke of the Day
"What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid? Gotta lay off the sea-weed."
Next Joke
"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? He hasn't either."
"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks"
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !"
"There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve."
"How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear!"
"I didn't want to believe that my dad was fired for stealing from the transportation department But when I got home, the signs were all there."