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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever."

"My grandma can't wrestle But you should see her box."

"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""

"Q: What do pelicans eat? A: Anything that fits the bill."

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!"

"What do you call a Spanish woman with a loose vagina? Consuelo!"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."

"Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off."

"After the news today, I went to a Chinese restaurant and made a special order... Kung Pao."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."