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Joke of the Day
"If being sexy is a crime then I'm not committing one."
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"A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh. I am Julian AssStrange."
"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."
"My mom told me to stop watching TV and read something. So I turned on the subtitles."
"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."
"How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb? Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on /r/AdviceAnimals and /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu ."
"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is to young? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."
"Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead."
"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"